TCGs are Metal. Maybe.

A warm welcome is metal

It's pretty much impossible to receive anything but a "warm" welcome in Hell.

Previews are Metal

Snack upon these drawings, previews of a totally Brutal Comic I have in mind....

... and expect a new (and unrelated) comic on Monday.

Cleaning is Metal

I really can't be bothered with vacuuming and crap like that.

Jesus is metal...sometimes

long hair + beard + crown of thorns = METAL!

Colossi Are Metal

Truth be told, this strip was drawn waaaay back when SotC was still quite new. I gave up on it when Flash went funny and cocked it up. So I dug it out and finished it off today.

Comebacks are Metal

Character Design is Metal

Here I'm just nailing down Ben's character design, as I intend to draw it. Don't expect everything to be drawn like this...

Updates are Metal

By the hairy balls of the gods, this place is dustier than a narcoleptic zombie's crypt.

Anyway, more comics will be coming soon, as the metal part of my brain - lying dormant until now - has suddenly erupted in a brutal explosion of metal ideas.

Right now I'm on work experience at Dinamo, so please enjoy this metal background that I made:

Amps are Metal

Yeah, there's been no updates for a while. So here's a new strip. Let me just say that if I was to fiddle with the pickups on a real guitar, the only consequence would be my sudden and violent electrocution.

Metal Emotions

I've just been feeling really cruddy all day.

Tampering With The Natural Order Of Things? Metal.

It would be just my luck, to create a Monster and end up using the brain of a chav.

Mike Mignola is Metal

I would love to be able to go and have Mike Mignola throw skulls at me.

Housework Is So Not Metal

The fruit of Ben's strange union with Satan.

Metal Costumes

My costumes are never that cool.

Metal Beverages

Allyn isn't very metal, bless him.

Cat. Metal. Cat.

This is my cat, Pumpkin. He's calmed down a bit since having his bollocks removed. But not much.

Metal Swimming

I'm not much of a swimmer. But when I do swim, I do it in style.

Defiance is metal

Jesus is the man.

Beards are metal

Interesting fact about Ben: I was once in Hello! Magazine. No joke.

Smoking is metal

Don't smoke kids, it'll kill you. Unless you’re dead, then it’s alright.

Toruture is metal

Starring Satan as Himself.

Grim ain't metal

The first of many. Hopefully.

Metal Imagination

Imaginary friends: not always gay.

Robots Aren't Always Metal

I'm not much of an engineer. Or programmer. In fact machines generally hate me.

Guitar Hero II: Metal

Videogames can be bad for you, but not in the way people usually think.

Metal Shopping

Just because you ride in someone's side car, does not make you their bitch. Stupid Garden State.

The Adventures of Metal Bob #2

The only problem with being so metal is, things often spontaneously catch fire.

The Adventures of Metal Bob #1

Bob is metal. He has to deal with all kinds of shit at work.

The Metal of Slayer

I saw Slayer once. Fell asleep down the front for a bit. And that's not a joke.

Fire = Metal

I do love my booze.

Death Metal

When the Reaper comes for me, the Reaper gets fucked.

Metal Thor

Yeah, that's right - Thor is a pussy.

Metal Costume

I actually did that one time. Didn't hurt.

Metal Guitar

This would be a fucking awesome guitar.